Thursday 12 December 2013

Dear Minister Hunt


Dear Minister Hunt

I am deeply upset about your recent decision to approve the Abbot Point dredging project.

Your decision suggests to me that you have complete disregard for the views of the wider population because you are the lapdog of a few (ie the mining magnates). The Great Barrier Reef is not just a national asset, it is a global asset that is already under threat. Your decision to allow dredging and to also allow the spoil to be dumped within the marine reserve is criminal. I'd imagine that you would not appreciate it if someone dumped a whole heap of spoil in your backyard and house? At least you would have the means of removing the inconvenience.

When the Great Barrier Reef is reduced to a fraction of its current size, do you really want to go down in history as the Minister who massively contributed to its demise? Your current portfolio is actually one that requires custodianship of the environment at a national level. You have a choice (the beauty of a democratic society) to reverse your decision and protect the reef, and the associated tourism industry, and thereby regain the trust of the Australian public.

Somethings are worth more than providing a handful of mega mining executives with their wishlist. I want my 6mth son (who interestingly was born on World Environment Day) to enjoy the wonder that is the Great Barrier Reef.

Please show courageous leadership and think as an Environmental Minister and not as an economist. If you can't look after the environment who will? It certainly won't be your colleagues who have ministerial positions relating to industry, business, primary industry and business.

Yours sincerely

Emma

Friday 26 July 2013

Wednesday 11.15pm. 67 Tram

It was the way you dismissed it
What
When you were at the bar
Sorry
I got upset because you manipulated the situation
I didn’t
You did that’s your thing, you manipulate and then dismiss
Can we not have this conversation on the tram
Well it upset me
I can see that
Well you manipulate these situations and then dismiss them
I don’t
You do
What are you talking about
The way you dismiss things
But I don’t , I just didn’t want to talk about it, at the bar , like I don’t want to talk about it here
But admit you manipulate things
I don’t as I said I just…
Can I just say one thing without you interrupting?
Oh. Ok go on
Well three months ago you…
Hold on you been hanging onto something for three months
See there you go interrupting
I am not but you have been wound up over something I manipulated three months ago, which you now bring up on our holiday on this tram
OH Forget it
No tell me what’s bugging you about my manipulation
No this isn’t the place
I said that earlier
Oh hangon where are we
I think that’s Fritzroy Street
We had better get off as we are staying over there

Tuesday 18 June 2013

1979

Until the advent of computers this was my Saturday Morning, starting in 1979 in a world of smoking men and naked women on calendars. I worked as 'The Beatles' said, for a man in the motor trade. Spending those mornings in an automotive parts shop. Dishing out shock absorbers, filters, spark plugs and clutches, to the trade for we were a trade warehouse and heaven forbid retail punters, for I was a car obsessed nipper.

To get the multi coloured boxes to the counter, Involved looking up various products by looking in various parts application catalogues. Followed by a swift trek out the back to fetch the item in question, The orange section was Fram Filters,or the yellow section of Girling brake parts.

These catalogues were multi coloured matching there component shelfed friends and came out every year promoting everything automotive.


Tuesday 21 May 2013

15 Ways to a Better Body

“Images. Millions of images. That's what I eat
I got organisms, I got screams. I’ve got all the images any hick poet every should have
My power’s coming, my power’s coming, my power’s coming
I got millions. Millions, millions and millions of images of me, me, me.”

William Burroughs (he of the book, The Naked Lunch) and Gus Van Sant (he of the film, Good Will Hunting),
                                                                             The Elvis of Letters, EP released 1985.

I grew up in the UK near a small village called Lacock in Wiltshire. It’s famous for a few things. It is entirely owned by the National Trust; it’s got a good pub (The Red Lion); the BBC’s mini-series Pride and Prejudice (the Colin Firth version) was filmed there; but most important of all, the photograph was invented there in 1835 at Lacock Abbey, by William Henry Fox Talbot. This remarkable invention made painting at a stroke obsolete and means all our futures are now one of image appropriation.

The world of marketing and advertising has since prostituted photography so that every day we now wake to a photographic image onslaught attempting to make you and me perfect consumers. There is no escape from magazines, TV, the internet, and those sales and marketing people who are trying to sell you some new experience that you hadn’t thought existed and now can’t do without. The title of this show comes from a woman’s magazine I randomly picked up in the doctor’s surgery on a normal mundane day. The tag line was beautifully rendered and its syntax drilled itself into my memory banks, making me long for something perfect I hadn’t got – and I am not a woman.

 Our feeble monkey brains already have too many images jammed into them. Attempting to find space for the new ones, might mean we all lose something important such as the power of speech or the memory of a late relative. Perhaps this is why today’s photograph is instant and available to all with the appropriate technology. Globally we are now experiencing a photographic vortex where anyone can capture an image and share it with the world. These then feedbacks into all the visual static we consume.

Everything visually assaults us with perfection disguised as marketing. Even painting, as a consequence we should all be giving up on perfection. I now no longer actively practice trying to get better at anything as I have been stunned into being a better consumer. You and I live in this manufactured world, high on quality aspiration, but in reality low on actuality.

Everything we see is demographied, appropriated, manipulated and used in conjunction with various fonts to get us to consume. Image marketing seeks to grab us with an expectation of animating our dull days, but reality sees us all experiencing repetitious days thanks to the power of consumption and we need more and more consumers just make the whole thing work.

My brain is full and I’m suggesting yours is too. Mine’s jammed with World War II, 1970 Horror Films, clowns, korabi and remembering how to walk plus all the other rubbish it’s taken me 45 years to accrue. Before your brain is conditioned solely into product recognition and reciting ads, I invite you to try backing your brain up and escape the sameness that permeates everything and work towards a personal memory dump to liberate yourself from just being a consumer. I tried during a moment when I wasn’t sleep-walking. I managed to create this image collision collage.

I was alarmed at what spews from my brain, so don’t buy or photograph anything here as it just adds to the problem.
 
"Mole stood still a moment, held in thought. As one woken suddenly from a beautiful dream, who struggles to recall it, and can re-capture nothing but a dim sense of the beauty of it, the beauty! Till that, too, fades away in its turn, and the dreamer bitterly accepts the hard, cold waking and all its penalties.”  Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows, (1908), Chapter 7





 
 
 

 



Thursday 18 April 2013

Andriod Pain


This Google android phone is a big source of my pain. It allows me to hang onto remnants of my past that is fast slipping away. My wife is now 7 months pregnant and in a desperate grab to hold onto my life I have used this fucking thing to buy too many records I won't listen to and too many books I won't read. This attempt at keeping a life that will disappear extends to too many gigs and too many coffees. My pain is exacerbated by other issues since conception. My poor better half has had a sword of Damocles hanging over her from work while she struggles with morning sickness which persists. My poor mother for three weeks lay in hospital between life and death. This meant a hyper quick trip to the UK. My poor Dad in shock from my mums illness popped his clogs two months later. My beloved’s mother is now on talking terms with her and my normal source of income has fundamentally changed. So this fucking thing is the black hole source of my pain. When times are tuff and they shouldn’t be as we have a baby on the way. I turn to retail therapy on my phone.

HEAD

“The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."
C. G Jung ,Memories, Dreams, Reflections, 1962
 

We live in a world beset with acronyms all in upper case WTF, LOL, OMG. If Isabel Briggs Myers and her mother, Katharine Briggs are to be believed. Their little four alpha-digit classification acronym displayed in a list of 16 MBTI (Myers-Briggs Type Indicator) . Will list. Yours. Mine and every other person on the planets. Main cognitive sequence functions,  apparently these are set early in our life, and apparently predictive our behaviour FOREVER.
Mother and Daughter were drawn to C. G. Jung's psychological work, which sparked an interest into putting a diner time theory into a practical use. With the onset of World War II in USA, Development of the MBTI initially helped women who were entering the industrial workforce for the first time, identify the sort of war-time jobs they would be good at. This initial questionnaire grew into the MBTI, which was first published in 1962.

These little acronyms result from  asking a series of question to result in, your type, I am ENTP or sometimes an ENTJ once I was ISTJ (but I took the test with a hangover) . Based on this theory it means we can all be jammed into a job of somebody else’s choice, as your functions cannot be changed, be it fisherman, politician, criminal or actor. This also could mean somebodies type would predispose them to jump off  a high structure and this mortal coil .
This doesn’t have to be the ultimate action, but it could be part of a process everyone does, some do it sometimes, others do it regularly, some spectacularly. Creatively self-sabotaging to solve a persistent problem.  

In these days of creatively manufactured bands on the Teev the ‘Monkees’ seem an oddly innocent and talented pop group, all be it in a totally manufactured way. The mid 60s bubblegum teens that watched their zany TV show, they had been forged around, were hardly the hipsters of the era. So three years into the run a spectacular destruction was organised.  By 1968 the Svengalis of the proto boy band, hit upon the idea a stream of consciousness production. A feature film called HEAD, with a real life subplot goal, to destroy the Monkees as teen idols. But it did ultimately destroy the prefab band in the process.
The Film starts with a suicide and ends with the Band suicide, according to the promo this is most extraordinary adventure, western, comedy, and love story, mystery, and drama, musical, documentary satire ever made, with only Victor Matures hairdresser knowing what it was all about.

As a destructive film it could also have been born of either the ‘Dunging-Kruger’ effect’ another cognitive type where unskilled individuals suffer from illusory symptom’s that rates their own ability much higher than it is or its half hyphenated sibling the ‘Imposter-Syndrome’ each one setting somebody or thing on a path to implosion. HEAD was about reinvention it was created out of a stream of conciseness team meeting, its subliminal marketing plan,
deliberately didn’t mentioning the film’s stars.


It also appears to be initially conceived as a vehicle for the producers next film ‘Easy Rider’, (their new direction after the suicide) So that this film, in the ever-changing world of 1969 could be sold with the slogan "From the guys who gave you Head”.The ‘Monkees’ teenies didn’t want to see a psychedelic avant-garde film, and neither did the  New York set of the time, Having already ignored the ‘Monkees’ on TV the now ignored them in Film. Plus the misleading marketing campaign was so esoteric it with just a Head.
HEAD as a film has the , the ‘Monkees’ hoodwinked, bamboozled, chased, assaulted, mocked, trapped in a black box and reduced to dandruff in the hair of the actor Victor Mature, before ending up back where they started. In the words of the sardonic Jack Nicholson who penned a tune, "So make your choice and we'll rejoice/ In never being free!" (This bit came from Wiki)
The film had no opening credits. But a song sung by Micky Dolenz. The Carol King penned Porpoise Song has Dolenz embarking on a Psychedelic suicide being taken away by mermaids. From here there and everywhere, the film morphs into something else. But by the end it becomes pretty grim acid trip, because life sucks and we are all trapped. Production on HEAD wrapped on May 21, 1968. It cost $790,000, and recouped just $16,111 in its first year.
If the team that produced HEAD of Easy Rider were subject to the tick box mentality, that we could be being led into, These brilliant, bonkers ,rubbish , weird, angry and mad fims would never get made, It needs a crazy leap to jam people together , trying to  reduce the risk reducing us all to a tick box, places us in a box in the process. Stifling our strange and sometime bizarre behaviour, which sometimes lead to these insane failures.
Myers-Briggs, and Dunning-Kruger are about why criminals get caught, its why politicians are rubbish and why we sometimes all except less HEAD than we should. Maybe it’s should be H.E.A.D( How Everybody  Accepts Drudgery) . But before committing suicide and in the best Dunning-Kruger tradition we could all make a bonkers attempt at something and fail brilliantly meaning we all really get some HEAD.
But the porpoise is waiting good-bye, good-bye
Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye
Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye
Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye